*posts cute selfie*
*loses 5 followers*
I came out to have a good time and i’m honestly feeling so attacked right now
WHAT THE FUCK
Oh my god XD
I hope this sinks in your hearts.
NO “TELEPHONES”. TALK TO EACH OTHER. FACE TO FACE ONLY. WRITE A LETTER. SEND A TELEGRAM TO YOUR MOM. PRETEND IT’S 1860. LIVE.
NO ‘WRITING’… TALK TO EACH OTHER. THROW A ROCK AT YOUR MOM. PRETEND IT’S 10,000 BCE. LIVE.
URGGA. ROU GRAAURH. RUH.
<SMACKS HANDS ON WALL WITH PAINT.>
NO ‘HIGHER BRAIN FUNCTIONS’ …USE YOUR REPTILIAN BRAIN
EAT YOUR MOM’S CORPSE SHE DIED TO PROVIDE YOU WITH SUSTENANCE
PRETEND YOU HAVE JUST AROSE FROM THE SEA
NO “MULTICELLULAR TRAITS”….. USE YOUR SYMBIOTIC MITOCHONDRIA
REPRODUCE ASEXUALLY, YOU’RE YOUR OWN PARENT
PRETEND IT’S 2BYA
NO “LIFE.” USE FUNDAMENTAL PHYSICAL FORCES TO FORM SPHERICAL OBJECTS REVOLVING AROUND ONE ANOTHER IN SPACE.
FUSE HYDROGEN INTO HELIUM USING GRAVITATIONAL PRESSURE TO PRODUCE HEAT AND LIGHT.
PRETEND IT’S 4.5BYA.
STABILIZE INTO EQUILIBRIA
NO “MATTER”. EXIST IN THE VOID WITHOUT PURPOSE OR MEANING.
THERE IS NO “YOU”, ONLY THE VAST CONCEPT OF NOTHING.
TIME DOES NOT EXIST.
Imagine being pregnant in new york
and your husband gets a cab for you and you’re rushing to the hospital when
"wELCOME TO THE CASH CAB"
*uses cash to pay for hospital bills*
This is the best idea for a restaurant. - Imgur
I DON’T THINK IT’S LITERALLY POSSIBLE FOR ME TO LIKE OR FAV OR UPVOTE THIS ENOUGH
I would like to see more of these.
Is this not a thing in America?
It’s a thing all over here in Australia. You get a wrist band. Means you can buy no booze, but you get free soft drinks.
this is a thing in canada too like all you gotta do is say that youre driving
Free….soda….in the US for….DD’s? Free…anything to encourage safe behaviours?
That’s too much logic for this country. Sounds like Socialist propaganda
American business owners would have a person drive off a cliff if that meant making 2 dollars more every item sold. ARGH! I would DD all the time if this was a thing here! (drinks be expensive! seriously…like 3 bucks really?)
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED
Understand that ur old, and this isn’t ur world anymore
if u remember the first one u shouldnt be on tumblr
I WAS LITERALLY AT CHUCK E CHEESE 5 HOURS AGO AND I WAS MAD CONFUSED ABOUT THE 2012 CHUCKE
Fuck these young people telling me to bounce
I don’t know why you’re all mad. I think the new mouse is better. As a child I was scared of the huge fucking mouse. I would hid under the tables just to avoid it. It WAY more logical for a mouse to be tiny.
Also, the 1994 mouse fucking skateboarded and did extreme sports. The new mouse apparently plays the guitar. As a kid I remember extreme sport being VERY popular. They upgraded the mouse to fit what kids like. Move on guys…if you’re old enough to remember the 94 (or even the 77) mouse you aren’t even allowed in Chucke Cheese without a child away. >___>
Shut the fuck up, he did not.
i just spit my juice out
this can’t be real life lol
bye Felicia! XD
Reblogging because I want all of my followers to be aware of just how much you can do in Photoshop, and how little of what you see on posters, in magazines and of pictures on the internet etc. are necessarily real.
Imagine how the model feels, too. She was hired to be the most beautiful, but they still had to change her because her beauty wasn’t enough.
Not only is the general body distortion completely gross, but notice that they lighten her skin color. This is a white, blonde model, and they make her whiter. Actual white people aren’t even the ideal whiteness, so can you even imagine what models with dark skin have to endure in this industry?
so for all you girls that ask “Why can’t I look like the girls in magazines” it’s because the girls in magazines don’t even look like the girls in magazines.